2007년 7월 31일 화요일

Seoul #1

So today wednesday is the last day of my five day summer vacation. I decided to take my holiday in Seoul and I got back a few hours ago. So anyways I felt a little sick on friday and saturday so I took it easy just had a few drinks in Changwon. I felt great on Sunday though and took the KTX (Korean high speed train) to Seoul which only took two and half hours. So anyways I get there around six or so and Im by myself and no almost nothing about the city I have no luggage its just be and my wallet. So the firt thing I did was look for a PC Bang (internet cafe) and find out where the fuck to go and where to stay. So the web didnt help me too much but it gave me directions on how to get to Itaewon. Now Itaewon is the forgiener ghetto of Seoul its where all the GI's hangout and the Africians, Muslims, Indians, and all the sort of "wierd" people like filipino transvestites and shit. Anyways I find some cheap shit hole hotel that is mostly used by hookers and set off to explore. So the first thing I did was eat a shworma (sp?) and drink a korean beer. After that I had to explore the famous hooker hill. So hooker hill is this hill where there are tons of hookers. But they are kind of interesting most of them are small building with one prositute (usually very cute) who comes out and trys to get you to come inside. So I was curious and I went inside and inside there is a bed and a bar and she will serve you drinks and if you want you could fuck her. But what I found interesting was she had these TV's in there where she could see the street and if the guy looked safe she would bring them inside. I asked her what that meet and she said no Koreans and no Black guys (Koreans are so racist to back people). Well after I was done with the hooker I asked her what was cool and she told me the Seoul Pub and it was cool. So I went to the Pub and it was packed with many waegugin (foreigners) Anyways I end up drinking with this guy named William who is this cool young German guy who works as a translator German to English. He speaks no Korean and just works with a German company ans makes fucking 6 million a month thats 6000 dollers. Anyways we drink and he shows me all the hot spots around Itaewon including this nightlcub called lime light which even though it was monday was really cool and there we meet some Korean girls and drank alot of tequilla but I think we got to shit faced and the girls left. So we ended up at this fucking Russian bar full of Russian prostitutes and at least they looked Russian mafia. But there we talked to these Russian guys and one guy I remember he told me he was a big time smuggler. After the wierd Russian bar my memory isnt great but I remember we went to some high end "massage" place where William got a high end "massage" with a beautiful korean girl. After that I some how made it back to hotel where it was around 7 AM. I slept there only until around 12 becasue I had plans to meet up with my Korean "girl friend". Later I'll write about what we did it got pretty wild.

2007년 7월 22일 일요일

Saturday in Pusan

So my day yesterday and my mourning today was pretty cool and interesting. I started the day my meeting this this cute girl Ji and went and saw the new Harry Potter movie in Mason. I got to say I dug new the Potter move though I wished I would have saw Die hard 4 that movie looks badass. Anyways we ended up next going to Pusan which is about 30-45 minutes away by bus. So when we get to Busan to decide to go to the area of the side around pusan national university which I think is the coolest part of Busan. This area is full of hot chicks wearing wired fashion, cool restaurants, and some of the best western pubs in the city. So we decided, or more like I insisted, that we go the cool pigs feet restaurant. So at this restaurant they only serve pigs feet but they do it in alot of differant ways so we ended going there eating a ton of pigs feet and drinking mekju(beer) and soju. After eating we went to my favorite western pub in the city called the basement but for some reason it was pretty dead we still had fun we smoked hookah and drank alot of Hoegarrdens, well I drank alot of Hoegarrdens. But it was also cool becasue even though I hadn't been there for a couple months the hot waitress remembered me and the owner gave me a few free drinks. So we ended up leaving the pub around maybe 4 in the morning and then found a love hotel and had fun there.
But what was the most interesting for me was when we woke up she wanted to go a public bath. Now the public is pretty wierd so you walk in pay 4000 won they take your shoes and give you a locker key and give you a set of clothes you have to wear. After you change you have many differant places and things you can do. The first thing I learned is that it is split in male and female sections. So once I got to the male section you can go differant rooms the first one i went to was the sleeping room where, well you can go sleep on the floor in this really dark room. So when I walked in there was around 30 Korean guys all sleeping on the floor it was kind of strange. The next room I went to was the bath room where there were differant big communal baths one was cold water another was hot water and in these pools there were many Korean guys. So I decided to take a dip in the hot bath is pretty sweet. And one interesting thing about the pools is that you can pay for a guy to clean your back while you relax in the pool. Anyways after I left the pool area I went to the Sauna room and took a nice sauna. Then I went to the shower room and took shower, which was wierd becasue all the Korean guys where looking at me becasue i was the only foreigner. After that I went to a differant part of the bath where both men and women were allowed there I got a massage and then took a nap on the floor. So the bath experience was cool but a little strange.

2007년 7월 16일 월요일

Monday night partying

Ok so last night was monday and normally I would never drink and party on a monday but I didnt have to work today becasue I think its constititional day or some shit I dont think anyone cares about it. But anyways yesterday I met up with Rob at around eleven and I was planning on having a mellow drink a couple and shoot the shit. But that changed when I ordered a shot of tequilla becasue i after I drank the manager came over and give us both two more free shots and by this time I was a little drunk. We then went over to O'brians had a few drinks when this korean girl came over who I like really cute. So to make a long story short I brought back to my pad and tried slept with her. So all in all it was a pretty sweet little monday.

2007년 7월 14일 토요일

update time

Ok well I thought I should update to let everyone up on what Im doing. So the last two weeks or so have been very interesting. I got robbed, we got a new teacher, and im again getting laid. So to start with I got robbed two weeks ago and it was very strange. So some guy peeks his head in my window at 500 AM (I left my window open becasue its fucking hot) and starts talking to me in Korean. I try to tell him to leave but he refuses or doesnt understand so after maybe ten minutes he goes to my front door and starts banging so to make it stop I let the guy in. Next when he gets in he uses this giant flashlight that he has and starts loooking at my clothes and is just acting strange but not drunk. After maybe 10 more minutes of this wierdness I tell him to fuckoff but after I say this he grabs my wallet and runs and I couldnt run after him becasue all I had for clothes was a blanket I was naked underneath it. So some wierd fuck with a flashlight stole my wallet.
So the next interesting thing that happened was we got a new teacher because my friend Robs contract finished but instead of leaving rob got a job at a differant hagwon teaching children. But anyways we got a new teacher named Matt and hes a young guy 25 from Georgia. So Matt reminds me so much of Jackson looks like him sounds like him loves sports. And Matts cool though I think he loves fishing a little to much.
And the third thing that has happened to me is Im now fucking two differant korean babes. The first is girl from one of my classes shes real cute but very skinny shes about the size of thigh but very cute. We went out for margaritas two weeks ago and I have been seeing her almost every day since after class its preety sweet. The next girl I met at O'briens pub ans shes a wild one loves to drink and fuck and I pretty sure shes fucked most of the westeners in the city but shes cool. So actually I have to meet her at nam san (local train station) very soon becasue we are going to go to one of the coolest nightclubs in Pusan so it should be sweet.